Wednesday is Humorous Day, daring you to find the humor in everything. Can you find the humor in these anti-jokes?
- A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave as they spot the potential danger of the situation.
- What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor
- What did one German man say to the other? I don’t know, I can’t speak German!
- A grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman says, “Hey, we’ve got a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “Really, you have a drink called Steve?”
- What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen! Make sure you return it before the rightful owners prosecute you!
- Why can’t a T-rex clap? Because it’s extinct!
- What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
- What can you call a carwash that won’t wash cars anymore? Broken
- What do you call a talking turtle? Fictional
- What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence
